... by the Noam Chomsky. Yes! Father of CNF (Chomsky Normal Form) and linguistics guru, was speaking here at the Melbourne Convention Exhibition Center. The Professor gave a wonderful lecture titled "Changing Contours of Global Order" in which he discussed global power, primarily driven by politics and finances. It was so warming to hear someone, with such a down-to-earth non-conspiracy-theory tone, talk on this topic and not be a sensationalist. He then gave a brief question and answer session. This bad boy can speak! For 2.5 hours! It was way awesome. I have been Chomskyinated. And the tickets were gone in one day, 5000 seats! So, how did me, el Matto, score such awesomesauce? Well, my mega awesome friend Dale scored 'em! I suppose if you email the wizard personally he has contacts that can get tickets, and that is what Dale did, email the Chom.