Saturday, December 31, 2011

NYE Predictions for 2012

In 2012 Colonel Sanders will surface and laugh at the fact that his death was all a mere joke.  Upon this event, he will soon be granted an honorary doctorate from a small southern university, where abouts he will be known as Dr. Sanders and sit as the  chair of ornithology focusing all of his efforts upon the study of flightless birds.

My second prediction is that an inverted microwave will finally be invented, allowing humanity to enjoy cold bananas in just a split second.  I must credit my father for mentioning the concept of an inverse microwave to me years ago.


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